The perfect body requires hard work 19 comments
neon
· 9 years ago
Chiseled abs
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There is nothing more infuriating 38 comments
How many girls had a crush on him? Don't lie. 41 comments
Why being tall sucks 21 comments
neon
· 9 years ago
Also, for the girls:
Most guys are intimidated by you.
At 6'1" I am taller than most people in my area.
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Most guys are intimidated by you.
At 6'1" I am taller than most people in my area.
"From my daughter's library book. This is how we weigh things in America" 12 comments
neon
· 9 years ago
But what kind of burgers?? Wimpy Happy Meal burgers? Whoppers? Baconators? Or the massive monsters at that Heart Attack Diner place?
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XD 20 comments
neon
· 9 years ago
Okay technically there are a lot more than 6, since Loki's a manwhore who likes to have sex with men while in the form of a woman and gets pregnant a lot, but there are 6 "important" kiddies:
Fenrir the Great Wolf.
Slejpnir, an 8-legged horse that Odin immediately claimed and named his official steed.
Jorgamund The Midgard Serpent
Hel, guardian of the Norse Underworld (not the same as Valhalla)
Then there's Narfe and Vale, whom he had with his actual wife Sigyn. At one point one turns into a wolf and accidentally kills the other.
There's also a troll girl that I believe he birthed while in the form of a human man.
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Fenrir the Great Wolf.
Slejpnir, an 8-legged horse that Odin immediately claimed and named his official steed.
Jorgamund The Midgard Serpent
Hel, guardian of the Norse Underworld (not the same as Valhalla)
Then there's Narfe and Vale, whom he had with his actual wife Sigyn. At one point one turns into a wolf and accidentally kills the other.
There's also a troll girl that I believe he birthed while in the form of a human man.
XD 20 comments
neon
· 9 years ago
Well, technically Slepnir was not by choice. It's a long story, but to summarize: Odin's a dick and doesn't like paying construction workers.
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Still Can’t Believe All These Were In A Kid's Book 25 comments
neon
· 9 years ago
They've just re-released them with different pictures, which pissed me off.
At least they haven't changed the Terrible Terrible Things.
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At least they haven't changed the Terrible Terrible Things.
Well this is something 11 comments
neon
· 9 years ago
It's because their immune system is very different from yours, which makes your offspring likely to be better, stronger (faster?) Than the two of you.
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Simpsons was deep 9 comments
