I would hop on the nope train to fuckthatville

Why can I relate to this blob of goo

Truly inspiring :'D

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Wait so "boobies' isnt censored on FS but if you try to type 'cockroach' you end up with ***roach

That's what, 43 degrees Celsius? *Australian maniacal laughter*
Where I live, it got past 40 degrees celsius today (107 degrees fahrenheit) and its not even summer.

Or maybe, here's a thought, maybe they just like taking selfies? Are they not allowed to do that? Stop being so conceited and stop having such a fucking special snowflake mindset that "I'm so special because I read and I don't take seflies I'm so smart" like seriously. You like reading, stopping being so vain. People like selfies, AND THEY ARE FUCKING ALLOWED TO. So lose your fucking vain mindset.
*prepares for the flood of downvotes*

youtube automatic captions are the best thing in the world

I'm really confused about how posts go popular on FS? like not even 500 likes and no comments means popular, but a post from a couple of days ago got past 700 with comments and didn't?

How we do Summer in Australia

That made me cringe .-.

tumblr at night

Why do we always end up here?

Yes, I definitely feel smarter after reading this compilation of inaccurate facts

Whippets in costumes are one of my favourite things on the internet

Expressing disinterest:
"Look at all the fucks I give"

Misanthropist
the word you are looking for is misanthropist

Ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny

The transgender one is my favourite, best response ever