As a married woman of nearly a decade, I can say my husband still gets excited about boobs. Not necessarily mine, but he does like them in general.

I didn't know Sheldon had kids.

Fox News: "Why do we never hear the Muslim community condemning the terrorists or standing up for victims? Because they don't. You won't see it or hear it anywhere." Sadly, this isn't a "haha Fox News!" joke. They've actually said this on multiple occasions.

True, but you have to remember that the Catholic Church often dictated how rulers ran their kingdoms (threats of excommunication and such), which led to atrocities like the inquisition. And the reason it was so powerful is because religion gives answers to the how's and why's of the universe/life, and gives people hope.

I would love this. Puzzles are my thing. Growing up, when I did every puzzle in my house, I'd flip them over and do it with just the cardboard as a picture.

Pringles are a dollar cheaper than most bags of chips at all the stores I've gone to. That's why I buy them in the first place.

Girl to mother: until cell phone battery dies

Why can't us non-white people cause our friends and family to refuse to speak to us for the rest of the night?

Well, I hate diamonds so...

I'm my own personal experience, this is 100% true. But I also have experienced the intellectual douchebags, the ones who don't have to say much to let everyone know that they think are the smartest and most well-read person in the room.

I think my high school boyfriend called me baby girl once or twice. But the term was really popular in music at that time, so it wasn't as creepy then. But calling any man daddy...yuck!

Money can buy good etiquette classes, which could give the appearance of having many of those things.

That's a mixture of horrifying and depressing.

On days I don't have to work, I enjoy ignoring my alarm for a whole half hour! I can't remember the last time I got to actually sleep in.

True story. My mom is very nerdy and geeky, and people say she is "articulate for a black person". Growing up, my friends would always say, "your mom doesn't act black; she's very white". And I constantly hear that I "act white". But fuck them. I am who I am, and I won't apologize for it.

To be honest, it's not just "black" names anymore. I work at a school, and just about every other name is uniquely spelled. Or their names are adjectives, names of objects, or just random words.

Yeah, my idiot cat will chase his tail, and then freak out when he bites it.

This would be my husband. I get so comfortable on the couch at night and he bugs the hell out of me until I finally get up to go to bed.

I feel that for something like this, as long as you have great references, experience in that field, and an awesome resume, you should be fine. And if you don't succeed, you probably dodged a bullet, because I would imagine that a company that would pull this BS would be hell to work for.