NerdyHeart

nerdyheart


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barcode tattoo 1 comments
nerdyheart · 9 years ago
I'm sorry, but that's awesome.
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You had ONE JOB! 6 comments
nerdyheart · 9 years ago
"At my old school, we never died in a school bus".
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Oh 3 comments
nerdyheart · 9 years ago
No joke, my dad said this sort of thing all the time. Not just about us, but about marrying my mom too.
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The next human evolution 34 comments
nerdyheart · 9 years ago
I came here to say this!
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Fat people 16 comments
nerdyheart · 9 years ago
Are you saying that skinny people have low metabolisms?
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Its all ogre now 15 comments
nerdyheart · 9 years ago
Jesus. I can't get away from this!
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Who's with me? 15 comments
nerdyheart · 9 years ago
My kids would disagree, but they also love the Big Bang Theory.
How Germans React to Ambulance Siren 24 comments
nerdyheart · 9 years ago
We found out from a friend that you can get a ticket if you don't move to another lane for a stopped police car.
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How Germans React to Ambulance Siren 24 comments
nerdyheart · 9 years ago
US driver here. It is the law to move to the side of the road for any emergency vehicle that has its sirens on. I've seen it done in every state I've been to.
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"Wow, i'm glad kids like you are still around." 13 comments
nerdyheart · 9 years ago
No, definitely not. Mature people don't make an effort to let everyone know.
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The Internet Justice League 13 comments
nerdyheart · 9 years ago
Ok, the annoying little kid who follows Reddit everywhere it goes, always trying to get an autograph.
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The Internet Justice League 13 comments
nerdyheart · 9 years ago
Well, since Buzzfeed gets half its stuff from Reddit, which helps Reddit get new subscribers, I think Buzzfeed would be Reddit's sidekick or something.
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not sure that's a good idea 19 comments
nerdyheart · 9 years ago
Non-white person here. You're kidding, right guest?
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Trevor Noah on The Daily Show 7 comments
nerdyheart · 9 years ago
Are you saying no one has ever done it, or are you referring to a recent news story?
A Foreigner Might Think It's Just Nonsense 12 comments
nerdyheart · 9 years ago
Is that so?
The exact moment I realized my date wasn't really into me 11 comments
nerdyheart · 9 years ago
Every once in a while I wish I had this problem.
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"Wow, i'm glad kids like you are still around." 13 comments
nerdyheart · 9 years ago
I'll admit, there are some pretty mature twelve year olds. You know, all the Sheldons of the world.
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Two types of people today 7 comments
nerdyheart · 9 years ago
Finally, I know I'm not alone!
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P.E class 5 comments
nerdyheart · 9 years ago
As someone who hated P.E. all my life, I am doing my best to make it enjoyable for my students. And yes, I actually teach P.E. (elementary school though, so it's still all fun and games).
As an American this is too true. Denny's is delicious, at times. 27 comments
nerdyheart · 9 years ago
Because I'd rather eat at McDonald's. And I never eat at McDonald's. Their "food" is horrific. I liked as a kid though.
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How some people think racism works 11 comments
nerdyheart · 9 years ago
Remember the push to have the term "Black Friday" renamed a few years ago because it was "insensitive"?
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Can't beat that 28 comments
nerdyheart · 9 years ago
When breasts are so full of milk that they become extremely sore.
This adorable bastard 6 comments
nerdyheart · 9 years ago
So basically, every five minutes.
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Can't beat that 28 comments
nerdyheart · 9 years ago
Touch a woman's boobs whole she's pregnant or engorged, and she may beg to differ.
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Puts hand in pants.... Shit 26 comments
nerdyheart · 9 years ago
Never stopped me.
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