Mavis from Willow the Wisp. Really showing my age now.

Cat: "Dude, shut the f**k up."

He was probably just checking the date of birth.

Go Turkey! Woo!

Panda's. Definitely Panda's. Except when they poop then maybe Nasa.

I'd do this even if I wasn't lonely.

You don't see that kind of shit happening in rugby either. Makes me want to puke.

And Fox's Glacier Mints.

What kind of daft prick rides a motorbike with no protective clothing on?

Yeah but think of all the lovely snow.

The majority of migrants coming over illegally on boats are young males, not women and children or the aged. In fact those young fit, capable, men have left the women, children, and aged behind to fend for themselves. Send them back to defend their families and those that can't defend themselves. As for a supermarket highlighting racism, what are they doing to highlight the atrocities of ICIS and Al Qaeda? Or how about the gangs of asians roaming the streets grooming underage children and raping women simply because they consider women to be less than human? Don't come to me with BS telling me to be more tolerant. It's not western countries that are causing the problems.

Victoria Beckham. Perhaps if someone did eat it she might actually crack a smile.

My ex kept telling me I had a really bad memory (though in fairness it's usually just because I usually switched off whenever she'd start talking) so yeah, I'd sign up for this.

Gotta line the bowl with tissue paper first. Hate splash back.

Leave the girl. There are 3.5 billion of them. Shouldn't be hard to find one that likes your dog.

I think the lady needs to get herself a life. Don't like them, don't buy them.

Damn Bulls. If only they'd won. The world would be a better place.

Can't beat a girl with curves.

Elana, nice name.

My life has been the other way around. Lost my health for 6 months, lost my job because of it, lost my GF because of that, then lost my home. Life was pretty dire but things can only get better right?

And yet in the UK trains stop if it's too sunny, or it's raining too hard, or, and I kid you not, if there are leaves on the line.

Not so sure about putting a couple of noisy fans so near an animal with sensitive hearing that has no way of escaping the noise.