That looks strange. I mean, his pupils don't match do they!

Go on, suck him off (the desk).

What are you doing suing your parents?! You big Gaylord!

Does it matter? At least he's getting some.

This is why the art of conversation is disappearing. Put down your phone and talk to your dog!

There was a bull run, a barbaric sport where bulls are run through the streets of Spain into bull rings where they are taunted and tortured by bull fighters before being killed in the name of entertainment. In this instance the bull, scared and bewildered, was run through the streets when it noticed the man that used to feed it. The bull felt safe around the man and stopped running to walk up to him.

Matt Lucas, Come fly with me. Hilarious.

Or maybe he's just fugly.

I'd be happy with a rotisserie chicken. Beggars can't be choosers.

Why not take the first 2 wishes then grant him/her freedom with the last?

I don't suffer from ocd but even I wouldn't be happy with that.

Yeah and I cry with laughter. The muppet.

It's only partially true about the electrical sockets in UK bathrooms. Many have shaver sockets in close proximity to the basin. As for washer/dryers. They are pretty much unheard of. Partly because if one breaks down you lose both but mostly just because they are crap.

A very distinct smell of BS surrounds this story.

Why was someone recording it but not jumping in and helping her?

I sense a fake here. Surely the Milky Way should be turning the other way.

Are cats made of jelly, teeth and claws?

I don't understand why anyone would voluntarily put their life a risk like this.

Elli Beach in Rhodes.

Ooh right on the ankle too. That's got to sting a bit.

When there's a flood risk hiding in a cellar might not be the wisest decision.