Text her first thing in the morning. Tell her you woke up thinking about her and that you think she's someone special and she means so much to you. Tell her that there's someone in the world that is happy because of her. If you mean anything to her at all you'll make her just as happy.

Is this legit?

Shite hawks. The seagull that is, not Granny. Wouldn't want to get on the bad side of her.

I remember that kind of stereo but before CD's were invented so just tape deck, radio and record player and amp that probably pumped out a whole 20 watts.

Rough as a badgers arse.

Ok I gave you my paw now you give me the cookie.

I have no idea what language he is speaking.

Look at the tiny little tootsies on her. I'd be so tempted to tickle for feet.

I've never seen John Wick. Have I missed out on something?

Big mistake. Biiiiiggg mistake. He's gonna regret that.

Reminds me of the UK southwest accent. "That was gert lush."

I was the trailer fro Venom last night and thought it was a remake of Spiderman. I think I'll give it a miss.

**SPOILER ALERT** Looks like it's from the movie "I am legend" just before his doggo get's bitten and he later has to kill him because he turns into zombie doggo.

Some dipshit wants to drink the red liquid. smh.
https://metro.co.uk/2018/07/20/people-want-to-drink-the-red-liquid-from-newly-opened-4000-year-old-sarcophagus-7740238/

It's amazing what can be done with makeup.

Series 8. Here you go... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhkszvvHJHg

You are asked not to climb Ayers Rock but there is no law stopping you. However from next year a law will be made prohibiting it.