Yeah, there's no incentive for a race car driver to act like a little bitch

How many times are you going to do that stupid ass hand wave

Is this a reference to something? Why would someone be carrying multiple fishbowls with fish in them?

I'm guilty

Such an unpropitious face :/

I'm damn glad I was circumcised

If Norway is socialist then you can call me Karl, because it's one of the best places on earth to live

It happens when I love a pair of pants and fate wants them to be torn

This is what happens when you make too many horcruxes

I just snorched all over my laptop

I slap my apartment with my penis all day and it doesn't make a single thing better

You'd be a fucking dick not to get him ice cream, so

Hey bud

God I hate the heels. Her suit was perfect before, and not only are they a stupid idea but they don't even look good

I love them all sooo much

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