It's football not soccer 3 comments
nicengelman
· 3 years ago
Yeah, there's no incentive for a race car driver to act like a little bitch
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Selfies are dumb 4 comments
Gumshoe 14 comments
nicengelman
· 3 years ago
@jokur_and_batmon it's regularly listed among the top five places on earth to live, I've considered going there myself
190, so close 2 comments
nicengelman
· 3 years ago
Is this a reference to something? Why would someone be carrying multiple fishbowls with fish in them?
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Little Damien is such a blessing 6 comments
nicengelman
· 3 years ago
Babies are like poems, they're a hell of a lot more precious to the people that make them
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The smile is what got me 8 comments
The smile is what got me 8 comments
Gumshoe 14 comments
nicengelman
· 3 years ago
If Norway is socialist then you can call me Karl, because it's one of the best places on earth to live
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Modern solution for a modern world 7 comments
Out of all the possibilities 12 comments
Out of all the possibilities 12 comments
Alright, we need cardboard masks 6 comments
nicengelman
· 3 years ago
Yeah, someone found some masks at the beach so clearly we should all stop wearing them immediately
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Little Damien is such a blessing 6 comments
Modern solution for a modern world 7 comments
nicengelman
· 3 years ago
I slap my apartment with my penis all day and it doesn't make a single thing better
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Ms. Aran, I think you are trying to seduce me. 2 comments
nicengelman
· 3 years ago
God I hate the heels. Her suit was perfect before, and not only are they a stupid idea but they don't even look good
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Remember kids, steroids are dangerous 5 comments