nicengelman

nicengelman


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It's football not soccer 3 comments
nicengelman · 11 weeks ago
Yeah, there's no incentive for a race car driver to act like a little bitch
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Selfies are dumb 4 comments
nicengelman · 11 weeks ago
How many times are you going to do that stupid ass hand wave
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Gumshoe 14 comments
nicengelman · 11 weeks ago
@jokur_and_batmon it's regularly listed among the top five places on earth to live, I've considered going there myself
190, so close 2 comments
nicengelman · 11 weeks ago
Is this a reference to something? Why would someone be carrying multiple fishbowls with fish in them?
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Nothing can stop dad 2 comments
nicengelman · 11 weeks ago
I'm guilty
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Little Damien is such a blessing 6 comments
nicengelman · 12 weeks ago
Babies are like poems, they're a hell of a lot more precious to the people that make them
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The smile is what got me 8 comments
nicengelman · 12 weeks ago
I love how some dude with a turtleneck is downvoting us over and over
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Gumshoe 14 comments
nicengelman · 12 weeks ago
My apologies
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Ice climber 3 comments
nicengelman · 12 weeks ago
Such an unpropitious face :/
The smile is what got me 8 comments
nicengelman · 12 weeks ago
I've never been with a woman that didn't prefer it.
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The smile is what got me 8 comments
nicengelman · 12 weeks ago
I'm damn glad I was circumcised
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Gumshoe 14 comments
nicengelman · 12 weeks ago
If Norway is socialist then you can call me Karl, because it's one of the best places on earth to live
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Modern solution for a modern world 7 comments
nicengelman · 12 weeks ago
It's not my apartment that I want to be slapping with my penis
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Out of all the possibilities 12 comments
nicengelman · 12 weeks ago
You ever see the girl who got a bicycle brake in her thigh?
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Out of all the possibilities 12 comments
nicengelman · 12 weeks ago
It happens when I love a pair of pants and fate wants them to be torn
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Alright, we need cardboard masks 6 comments
nicengelman · 12 weeks ago
Yeah, someone found some masks at the beach so clearly we should all stop wearing them immediately
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Little Damien is such a blessing 6 comments
nicengelman · 12 weeks ago
This is what happens when you make too many horcruxes
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Supercalifragilistic 3 comments
nicengelman · 12 weeks ago
I just snorched all over my laptop
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Modern solution for a modern world 7 comments
nicengelman · 12 weeks ago
I slap my apartment with my penis all day and it doesn't make a single thing better
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Told my son that if he draws a cow properly I’ll buy ice-cream for him. Does he deserve 9 comments
nicengelman · 12 weeks ago
We're counting on you to prevent that
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Told my son that if he draws a cow properly I’ll buy ice-cream for him. Does he deserve 9 comments
nicengelman · 12 weeks ago
You'd be a fucking dick not to get him ice cream, so
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My turtle says hello 4 comments
nicengelman · 12 weeks ago
Hey bud
Ms. Aran, I think you are trying to seduce me. 2 comments
nicengelman · 12 weeks ago
God I hate the heels. Her suit was perfect before, and not only are they a stupid idea but they don't even look good
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Remember kids, steroids are dangerous 5 comments
nicengelman · 12 weeks ago
I love them all sooo much
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"Dafuq is this?" 2 comments
nicengelman · 12 weeks ago
Hedwig does not like