For a bot post this is...really something else

I want that. The hammock, not the tech.

I want this kitten

Seriously though how fucking stupid does someone have to be to believe this shit will regrow their teeth? The ad keeps popping up for me and I'm almost curious enough to research what on earth allows them to make this claim

I'm confused, is this supposed to be an actual complaint about the extended versions of the Lord of the Rings movies?

It's funny how they've just completely committed to being the official dumb-ass state

I wish I could get HGH

Sometimes when I think about spaghetti I feel like I might throw up

And now I have his heart. And a kidney.

So far the new Batman looks awesome, I love how the Batmobile is pretty much a muscle car

All of these things would be so much funnier without the Obvious Plant logo

Now I feel bad for not feeding more frogs

Building a house out of wolf balls would send a message too

Dude how did this movie pay for it's casting alone? I'm almost tempted to watch it just for the weirdness

Commit a crime and do the time

There are few things cuter than otters. Usually the only thing cuter than an otter is another otter