It's a really scary time to have a penis

It involved getting stranded somewhere with no pants, naturally

I'll just leave some legos scattered around and escape while you collect them

That's what I was thinking, but I don't know how comfortable they are with people sneaking up on their babies

I decided not to get #metooed and deleted my post.

metoo isn't getting my ass

Straight zef

The worst part is having to put them down. I would give so much for them to just pass in their sleep, this is my third dog in a row that had to be put down. They just reach a point where they can't even walk or eat, and I know I'm doing the right thing but it absolutely destroys me every time. Right up until the last second there's a part of me crying out not to let the vet do it.

She was amazing, always. I don't think it has sunk in with my other dog that her sister isn't coming home. I'm so burnt out from crying it hurts

Thank you

Also they're actually cats

Schadenfreude