nicengelman

nicengelman


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Bianca Parssage Dancing on wine bottles 13 comments
nicengelman · 2 years ago
Thank god she didn't have one of those dreams where all your teeth fall out
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The best 1 comments
nicengelman · 2 years ago
All I see is a white guy with a lot of piercings
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So sexy 8 comments
nicengelman · 2 years ago
Maybe she was the first woman to shave her vagina for the look instead of crabs, that'll usually do it
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I don't have to spell this one out eh 2 comments
nicengelman · 2 years ago
Hard to believe these guys almost went extinct, they're likeable and very good actors
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Think I'll skip the bread today 13 comments
nicengelman · 2 years ago
Is there a singular for tongs? If you only have one tong, isn't it just a spork or something?
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Privamcy:( 5 comments
nicengelman · 2 years ago
It's crazy to think of the fact that he's so rich that buying four houses for thirty million dollars probably wasn't a big deal.
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Highlight reel on tombstone 4 comments
nicengelman · 2 years ago
I can only assume this is a Rick roll
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A Caterpillar 10 comments
nicengelman · 2 years ago
Oh my god the beans, so many beans
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Embrace your status as a giant barbarian 5 comments
nicengelman · 2 years ago
*picks up Africa stone* damn, my fat works!
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A Caterpillar 10 comments
nicengelman · 2 years ago
I would raise these by the thousands
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Wanna play some Gwent? 2 comments
nicengelman · 2 years ago
I've probably played RDR2 at least a hundred hours and hardly done anything related to the story, it's just such an amazing world to run around in
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Lonely Christmas SNL 3 comments
nicengelman · 2 years ago
She's keeping me sick
Average nihilist 3 comments
nicengelman · 2 years ago
Crap. I find sports boring and I think Rick and Morty is one of the best shows ever. I see myself.
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What even 2 comments
nicengelman · 2 years ago
Of all the things that I have seen, this is one of them
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There's a puss in my boots 4 comments
nicengelman · 2 years ago
I'd ask for extra hares
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Anne Rice 1941-2021 Thank you for the gay vampire theatricals 3 comments
nicengelman · 2 years ago
If you think her vampire novels were something, you should read her version of sleeping beauty
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Gross 3 comments
nicengelman · 2 years ago
Ariana Grandoro
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The winter of our discount tent 3 comments
nicengelman · 2 years ago
This made me snarf
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Walken in a winter wonderland 1 comments
nicengelman · 2 years ago
In Tim Meadows you can build a snow man
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Love yous! 13 comments
nicengelman · 2 years ago
You bastard
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On the first day of predictive text my true love gave to me 48 comments
nicengelman · 2 years ago
I don't like that my true love is gender neutral
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On the first day of predictive text my true love gave to me 48 comments
nicengelman · 2 years ago
On the first day of christmas my true love gave to me I don't have to hide my phone number and they don't have a phone
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In light of recent events 22 comments
nicengelman · 2 years ago
Damn right, Gringo! Check that out, I culturally appropriated a slur! We're off the rails now!
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Lol 3 comments
nicengelman · 2 years ago
I hope it was worth it, Jussie
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