nicengelman

nicengelman


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The truth hurts 5 comments
nicengelman · 2 years ago
What $5 animation is this crap?
Cat's Eye, Obviously 7 comments
nicengelman · 2 years ago
You bastard
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It's just a prank bro 2 comments
nicengelman · 2 years ago
My sister had a talking Austin Powers that would say, among other things, "Very Shagadelic." Which meant every now and then you'd wake up and start your day thinking you're about to get raped by a British stranger.
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Cat's Eye, Obviously 7 comments
nicengelman · 2 years ago
Shin Godzilla is still best
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It's true. She was a vegan 4 comments
nicengelman · 2 years ago
She actually lived in Switzerland most of her life, the whole thing is a little complicated. But the short of it is she's really really vocal about being vegan and wants the locals to change how they handle cows, which, what she wants actually isn't all that unreasonable. But no one likes it when someone tells you your traditions are wrong, even if they hurt animals in ways that aren't needed.
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Love making new friends 5 comments
nicengelman · 2 years ago
Welp, it was nice knowing you
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A Shiny Monster 4 comments
nicengelman · 2 years ago
It's really nice to have an unarmed Terry once again
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The final season 4: pinky promise 2023 1 comments
nicengelman · 2 years ago
I'm somewhat annoyed by this. Glad that they're taking their time to get it right, but I thought that I'd finally be getting through this show this year
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Don't trust Black Phillip 3 comments
nicengelman · 2 years ago
I love this fucking movie so damn much
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I triple dog dare you 2 comments
nicengelman · 2 years ago
I'm literally watching Impractical Jokers right now
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I got a new Doggo. His name is Oscar! 17 comments
nicengelman · 2 years ago
Oscar is so adorable
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Maybe you're that neighbour 5 comments
nicengelman · 2 years ago
Oh ok. I guess a picture of hardwood flooring on the floor above your own would be pretty confusing
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The parts of inland Europe that were next to rivers were still raided by vikings, but 3 comments
nicengelman · 2 years ago
I like how the typo completely changes the context
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Maybe you're that neighbour 5 comments
nicengelman · 2 years ago
Is this implying your neighbor is a peeping tom or something? I don't follow this one
Pink cowboy Morpheus 7 comments
nicengelman · 2 years ago
Which, of course, made it even better
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My sex life is imperfect and I will be praising God now 17 comments
nicengelman · 2 years ago
My sex life is centered on your mind
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Excuse me sir but can you dont 12 comments
nicengelman · 2 years ago
Push him over and watch him roll around like a turtle on its back
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Pink cowboy Morpheus 7 comments
nicengelman · 2 years ago
This is something that has always bewildered me
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Keep his wife's hair out your mouth 10 comments
nicengelman · 2 years ago
I've watched it a few times, looked like he slapped the shit out of him to me, he was so pissed he was shaking and on the verge of tears. I thought Chris Rock just took the whole thing really well.
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Rare pic of a glitch in the Matrix Anno 1956 (bw) 1 comments
nicengelman · 2 years ago
Until I scrolled down all the way I thought the glitch was supposed to be Alec Baldwin
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The half-osaurus 3 comments
nicengelman · 2 years ago
She spilled chex mix on her hand too
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That's No Shark, That's a Space Station 3 comments
nicengelman · 2 years ago
That's pretty cool Terry, thank you.
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Good Luck 2 comments
nicengelman · 2 years ago
I can't tell if this is really shitty footage of something that happened for real, or just footage from an old movie I've never seen before.
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Lifehack! 1 comments
nicengelman · 2 years ago
You tell 'em, Johnny Silverhand
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