My twelve year old self would commit suicide

He said captain

Is there some kind of codex I need to understand this post?

Ermey

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I wish I could have found that bird and rubbed it all over my face in some effort to transfer a little Fabio

How was this meme made before skyrim even existed? For a second I thought this was a website from 1993

Hey buddy!

I think the bigger problem would be, how do you distinguish between the fake stuff and the real thing? Not to mention that there are always people that would be willing to shell out more for stuff that was confirmed real. It's like ivory, there's plenty of ways to fake ivory, but rich people always want the real thing.

Radahn Festival was fucking lit

I'm almost scared to ask, but, what is Florida Water?

If you look at the date this was printed, she actually turned out to be right for a few years when the market crashed. It took the NES to bring gaming back

I just had a seizure that has me feeling like I got run over by a car, so I'd say 6

Well, you shouldn't complain and bitch at a job interview, but uh, they shouldn't be late, and yeah they should have posted the salary. They're trying to be smug to someone that clearly didn't want the job after that interview.

I would like to see this

I've never thought about this, and now I'll never stop

Unethical beekeeping, for fuck's sake I'm pretty damn left but some people need to shut the hell up

Mr. Self Destruct In My Ass

I want a kitchen elephant