It's full already

This is so god damn funny

Now I want a really cool top. I had no interest in tops, and now you've done this to me.

I love it when it's so overcast that it looks like night

I want everything nuclear. I want nuclear cars and when you get in a wreck either the whole highway gets destroyed or it's just a leak and you grow a third butt cheek.

How does the child look even cuter with a mustache

Perfection

Yeah, there was always a scene of Ripley in her panties though

The original picture still gives me chills. I don't normally believe in things like that, but that was the face of pure evil

I'll take it

Why does Bucky look like a middle-aged woman

I really hate this

what the fuck does tch or g boobs even mean

Why would you tell the person actually doing the painting to ask?

Woefully esoteric

I want this on a shirt

You wanna know what hot is? Yesterday I had to run 196 packages in an Amazon van after the air con broke. I drank six bottles of water and never peed once, it was like everything in me was straight up evaporating.

This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen

I just leave my kids in the woods

Pee while spinning in a circle

That's seriously one of the first things any job is going to tell you when you get hired.

Indeed