Did you at least bring the guy some water?

And I'm glad they did, just better all around

Dude the newest Batman movie was fucking fantastic

God it would be so awesome if they started playing it every year like Die Hard

I want this cat

I just see a black pit of despair

And he's Colin Farrell

Does anybody remember the Matrix phone?

And?

He also kinda looks like Freddie Mercury there

His ear his ear oh my god what the fuck his ear

I mean he's literally staring at his mom's tits. What the fucking hell

The most inadvertently funny man alive

Heisenbird

If your friends can't be successful at your happy then they're not your if

I destroyed my knees with exercise when I was younger, so the great part of it is that, I used to be really fit because I would exercise for hours. Now because my knees are shit, I can barely exercise, so I've put on weight and my legs aren't as strong. Which makes my knees hurt.

And that was the day I started using chocolate as a lubricant

Fisher on a dish

I find that a cocktail of seroquel, fluoxetine, propranolol, prazosin and oxcarbazepine has a similar effect

God damn you now I want ritzes