Fake, not true, people need to calm the fuck down

Arby's please and thank you

And he actually only got out of prison a few years ago

How exactly does one "walk like a fir tree"

Girl is fucking hot as hell

Ummmmm....

This would would better without the typo

Fuck that shit right in its fucking fucker

The doors are fake and don't go anywhere

This is better

Um I've got the VHS and the vagina is there too, is there something extra special about the laserdisc?

Do what now?

I didn't know this existed and now I'm gonna be scrolling for months

*Crackhead turns around with stolen bag of blood from the clinic* UM, I think I'm at the wrong meeting

I was actually finally getting ready to watch this show right when they announced they were replacing him, and now I couldn't give a shit. I mean he's not Gary Oldman or anything, but I like Henry Cavill

I mean, it literally said you can only pick one

I do not like

I'd definitely show her my positron rifle.

It used to be the worst thing in the world was whenever my mom brought my sister and I shopping for anything involving my sister. My sister almost always ended up in tears somehow and my mom would be so pissed that I'd do that thing where you avoid her but you try to act like you're not avoiding her so she doesn't get mad that you're avoiding her. Those two had a special psycho-shoppings-sisterhood thing that I really do not miss.

This of course is right before you explode like a bag filled with tang. Ha, get that reference.

No, it really isn't