Nowhere, ever, has a walmart worker given a shit about whether you double bag or not

I've watched this video over and over and over and I really feel like there was some teeny tiny part of her mind that had her do this deliberately

You gotta nail that fuckin door shut

Fuck is up with her legs?

My finger hurts

Pee all over his head

That ass sucks

You eat horses?

What are the third and fourth ones?

I fucking love this cat

She's hot

You know what? Good for him.

Who are lust, wrath, and sloth?

I'm pretty sure my dick could tell the fucking difference

I mean, I don't like Friends, I love Seinfeld, but I certainly wouldn't want to be someone on Seinfeld

I want literally none of these

With Jonah Hill, it's hard to know if this is an improvement or not

Holy god I want these

And then he touched some boys