I literally came here just for that

In the past year my internet has gone down twice, for about two hours each time. Both times I had no problem finding another game to play that didn't rely on an internet connection, and even if I couldn't, I'm sure I'd have found some other way to pass the time.

Canancer

Yeah. Absolutely fantastic movie, a perfect follow-up to the series and a landmark in anime, but, yeah. Holy shit.

So, this girl, Asuka, attempted suicide by getting naked and slashing her wrists in a dirty bathtub outside in a ruined city and went into a coma. Shinji, who also has severe emotional problems, visited her and begged her to wake up and help him, and her lack of response drove him to start shoving her around until her shirt unbuttoned exposing her breasts. Unable to control himself, Shinji furiously masturbated until having an orgasm in about ten seconds, and then the camera did a close-up of his jizz covered hand as he realized what a terrible person he was and sank further into despair.

It's from End of Evangelion, I can, uh, explain, if you want

You're right. I got really curious and did a lot of digging, and to me a joke like this only works if it's based on reality, so this gets extra stupid points.

Gnarly, I can't see shit at night