Well that's creepy as shit

I've had almost every fucking holiday fall on my day off this past year

I'll take the '89 Batmobile and the Tumbler, please and thank you.

I mean it's good, but...

Faces of Meth

I had a similar experience with my chest and stomach, my girlfriend at the time was somewhat averse to the hirsute look and my efforts to appease her went the other way.

I can never tell if I'm old or just not down with shit, I don't get what's supposed to be wrong with this picture.

Man, what a great meme

Fuck you, I puke where I want

I always hated this question when I worked grocery stores. It's the easiest item to find in any store and it's in the exact same fucking place in like 90% of stores.

That's some thigh gap.

I thought this was an ad post and almost completely ignored it

I'm ashamed at how hard I laughed at this.

If only

Is this a joke or a straight up glitch?

Matt Damon's really going down the shitter.

The silver hair didn't help.

I'd still be me

It's weird to be an adult and remember how fucking awesome trick or treating was. Last year my job put out buckets of candy around our distribution center and gave us little Halloween bags and we went around and got candy and that seriously turned all of us into little kids. Just a bunch of Amazon workers running around getting the ol' diabeets.

This guy really shouldn't want people to know who he is

We do focus heavily on weight every now and then. We don't do it non-stop because we don't focus on anything non-stop. The primary focus of the media always shifts whether a situation is resolved or not.

So then he knows how to describe it

No one has ever said that.

And Sam Elliott next to him