She's banging him

Fucking awesome

She shouldn't have

Amen

Get out of the street.

I fucking love him

She looks drunk as fuck

God damn

How is this weird?

Why, so I can have it foreclosed on when I can't pay the taxes for two years?

I still get excited about Christmas and I actually have a "Christmas Corner" in my apartment that I keep decorated year round, but I miss the magic, especially back in the 80s. I try to be reasonable and say that it seemed that way because that's when I was a kid but it really doesn't seem the same anymore. It's still omnipresent and inescapable, but it seems more "Vegas" than "Venice."

I'm in love with the girl in the boots, for some reason

I love that you can tell he's just splitting those with his own hands instead of cutting them

More than I'd like to admit

Too bad Dave's not here to see this.

I mean...

Didn't give a shit before, don't give a shit now

That Harry Potter section was seriously one of the coolest things I'd ever experienced.

I read somewhere, and this was maybe twenty years ago, that an average of six people die whenever they build a major bridge. Could be bullshit, but I thought it was potentially interesting

Dude, don't pick up the things you find on the floor of a public bathroom.

I really laughed too hard at this

It amazes me how often when I'm training a driver that they can't leave packages in front of a door that opens outward. You'd think it'd be pretty obvious. Some of them I have to warn over and over.

Eh, no thanks.