nicengelman

nicengelman


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I Built and wore my own Ironman Mark 46 armor 1 comments
nicengelman · 1 year ago
Really nice
I’m sorry, Mr. Branson, but the Galaxy Quest crew wore it better 2 comments
nicengelman · 1 year ago
They look. Nothing. Alike.
Renewable abusive tidy 3 comments
nicengelman · 1 year ago
For what it's worth, she's probably dead now
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Sticky swinging descriptive 1 comments
nicengelman · 1 year ago
It is unlikely that someone would tell you that you're hallucinating and seriously mentally ill but would wait several days to hospitalize you. I get that it's often hard to find a hospital with a bed these days but it really doesn't work like that, unless they decide to keep you in a regular hospital in the mean time.
Uh oh 1 comments
nicengelman · 1 year ago
Here comes a superior opponent
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And not a single damn was given on that day 1 comments
nicengelman · 1 year ago
That fourth guy really did his best
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Anon has an epiphany 5 comments
nicengelman · 1 year ago
Some of the best times I had were with my nephews, but it went the opposite way. I feel like spending so much time with them satisfied any need to have children
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murder 1 comments
nicengelman · 1 year ago
My favorite indicator is whenever I have to use a bathroom in the shitty part of town and there are blue ceiling lights instead of regular, so heroin addicts can't find a vein and OD with the door locked.
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Touché 1 comments
nicengelman · 1 year ago
Eh, who cares
It can not follow you into your mind 6 comments
nicengelman · 1 year ago
Dream gibberish is so damn frustrating, I hate trying to read anything. I still remember the old Batman cartoon episode where he figured out he was in a dream because he was unable to read anything.
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Aboriginal freakish crypto 1 comments
nicengelman · 1 year ago
One of my favorites was where you had to build a contraption to hit a target as hard as possible. Completely optional, but a fun test of the system and what you could make of it.
It can not follow you into your mind 6 comments
nicengelman · 1 year ago
I just realized something I had never noticed before. Damn...
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(OC) My McDonald's Halloween buckets from 1986 1 comments
nicengelman · 1 year ago
These were the fucking best
Pick the speed you can afford… 1 comments
nicengelman · 1 year ago
Kevin Costner looks like shit these days
Fr fr no cap 1 comments
nicengelman · 1 year ago
I have actual fucking nightmares about Homelander. That's no joke, that fine line of his between ambivalence and homicide frequently becomes the subject of my dreams, where I'm desperately trying no to piss him off.
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It's due any day! 8 comments
nicengelman · 1 year ago
I love how when you go to the hospital for a kidney stone they give you that little net. Like you're gonna catch your cock rock and show it to them so they can make plans
· Edited 1 year ago
It's due any day! 8 comments
nicengelman · 1 year ago
Dick Raper
Guttural wrathful clever 3 comments
nicengelman · 1 year ago
Thank you, I just can't keep up with things anymore
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My wife wanted me to post this pic of her strawberry 2 comments
nicengelman · 1 year ago
I don't see any strawberry
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Guttural wrathful clever 3 comments
nicengelman · 1 year ago
The fuck is an L1?
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Did some hiking today 1 comments
nicengelman · 1 year ago
Well not there, I just liked that picture
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Why tho 5 comments
nicengelman · 1 year ago
I feel like every time I see this picture his facial muscles get just a teensy bit larger
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Otis always sits and sleeps in the funniest positions :-) 3 comments
nicengelman · 1 year ago
And I love Otis
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See Snek? Sea Snek 6 comments
nicengelman · 1 year ago
Pardon me, venomous