Dude's wife is a bird

Well maybe if you didn't buy a house and avocado toast or something

Shit, even the Jedi that stayed dead were still only kind of dead, hanging around as blue dudes

There's a certain point where I start to think they fuck up the fingers on purpose. I don't know much about AI art so, maybe I'm an idiot and that's always been the case.

Great, now I'm jealous of two things this guy has

This is what I want the world to look like all the time, just perfect

Fool me once

My ex wore them, it really wasn't a big deal to me. Still preferred her in a regular swim suit though.

I'll show him my recently purchased copy of their album, due to my sad need to ingratiate myself with a criminal I'm investigating.

I love him so much

Fucking Baha Pie

That mailman is a straight gnar dog

Good luck getting it back off

Nora is an asshole

Um, your four year old is the fucking Joker

I'd never actually scene them on a map, so it's east, west, south and...middle?

The nightmares that must live in your head...

I'm going to post this on Facebook along with some real estate listings and something about leg day

Is this supposed to be a lot or a little? It looks like about $80 worth of groceries, I don't get mentioning the price

Grandpa rocks

That's not a streaker.

Not saying that it's absolutely the case here, but it amazes me how many times some of these people say they've been "rejected so many times" when the truth is that they got rejected like, twice, and then never tried again

I'd never seen them before moving to Ohio, up here they're very rapidly growing in number