I'm not touching that with a twenty foot long gefilte fish

Don't take your puppy to the desert.

Funny how this is even more relevant right now

What are some reasons you tie kids to your radiator? My first one is rampaging autism

Well he already ended it but maybe it was for the better

The cats outside my apartment adopted a skunk

Oh god no, can you imagine the whirling cloud of blue piss and shit

I'm so glad I had mine done before any kind of memory. People may not agree but I feel like it has enhanced aspects of my life. I wouldn't want it the other way.

That's the most awesome vet in the world

I think they nailed it

That'd be kind of cool

Love the cartoon characters being topped off with razor wire

You had me at Portuguese

This is either Catholic breeding frenzy, or these two just really like having sex

I'm not your pupper, guy

The second comment is such a good point, that had to be so insane to be with him

And what's really fucking funny is they also sell bags of 100 plastic nickles that cost five bucks less

I saw the words "Doja Flight" and wondered how the hell I'm supposed to keep up with all these rappers

That's a really cute cat though

Fuck, Snow Hulud is great

I see a t-rex. That means I'm an empath or something.

"Open your miiiind"