Never leave the house again

Amazing how well it works though

I don't know what it is but I keep looking at the picture on the lid and thinking of how little the ice cream looks like ice cream. I'm not even worried about the bread.

Looks like Heaven

Everyone should go on Netflix and watch that documentary about the Camp Fire in California, It's hard to believe anyone filming it made it out alive

Certainly could make it fit a little better

Nah, that's just how cars are in New York

I'm going to be honest, I don't get this one. Libertarians are socially liberal and fiscally conservative, The preach the same tolerance and acceptance as any democrat, they just want smaller government. Maybe I just have a fundamental misunderstanding of the concept and we could have a long discussion that gets heated occasionally and people just blast each other way harder than is necessary

I thought the one on the right was one of Queen Elizabeth's hats

That's awesome

You look like you need another bath

Was I supposed to see a butt or do I just have problems?

This is horrible but she was so fucking hot on Game of Thrones it was almost painful

Man I wish I'd hung on to some of that stuff, especially the first line of Mario toys

I give up

Too bad he couldn't afford an Esprit

I'm not touching that with a twenty foot long gefilte fish

Don't take your puppy to the desert.

Funny how this is even more relevant right now

What are some reasons you tie kids to your radiator? My first one is rampaging autism