This picture was taken at the exact moment he began to self combust

Normally I'd say don't be so hard on yourself. This is not a normal situation.

Oh, it's just ONE of your cars. Thank you for pointing that out, for a moment I assumed you only had one car

Hell yes

That kid is so adorable

I would raise the most ineffective alligator that ever lived

Jorthcarolina

Now he's going to think donuts are really fucking awesome

Did you get her number?

I can't tell if this is supposed to be protesting it or just warning foreign visitors

I gotta be honest, she doesn't look like she'd be that great from the front, not to say he does. Just saying the other side of this scene might tell a different story

In the past year I've lost 75 pounds and all I can say about it is to just eat less.

Now this I would watch

Finally I might learn to make fulminated mercury

Coolest fucking dude ever

One of my coworkers was literally torn apart by two angels, leading to new (useless) safety measures against the angels. Sounds like NGE

Someone rammed a pole near my job and broke it off a foot over the ground. Instead of dig it out and replace it they put in a new pole right by the stub and then attached the broken pole to the new one with a loose rope so that they old pole is just hanging over the road. It still has a transformer and all the other wires and shit on it and they've left it that way for two years now. I should probably post pictures because if you think this is wild then you've gotta see the one up here

Hell yeah, I bought mine secondhand but I still remember the excitement. I spent forever just looking at the thing

One day we should all get Terry something to show our appreciation

That's not the weird thing, the weird thing is how god damn happy they all look

Never leave the house again

Amazing how well it works though

I don't know what it is but I keep looking at the picture on the lid and thinking of how little the ice cream looks like ice cream. I'm not even worried about the bread.