Well, you're not wrong...

Well, Iron Man did create a robot that tried to take over. But that's biased. I'm a superman kind of guy myself.

Last year I took an online course in economics. The assignments didn't have due dates, you just had to have everything done by the end of the year. Now, you see, I am a master procrastinator, because I didn't do anything all year long. Then, in the last week, I got a whole years worth of a class done. I got a 94%. :D

I hate heights. Though I may be able to stomach this. Maybe.

10 lbs of carrots ... was he trying to turn you orange?

Well that sucks.

Well, I can't judge. I'd buy an island to be alone if I could, as long as I got good WiFi and food.

A legend for president.

Does it work? I must know.

I can see why Al Gore won, he did something that matters now. But still, it's not like he put his life on the line for what he did. She should've been nominated long ago.

Last night I didn't hear my mom come in and she got all the way behind me while u was at my computer. Thank god I wasn't viewing an NSFW image.

Chicken is love, chicken is life.

I must find this man and give him all the money's, that he may proclaim his message to all the world.

Or you got slapped so hard only your face moved.

It hurts me more when my ear buds are connected to a laptoo, and I walk away, and the laptop hits the floor.

Imagine someone being dumb enough to take that literally.

We'd just have to cut little holes for our belly buttons.

That's ... an interesting way to get into her pants. ok...