That is terrifying.

It's so funny how many emojis my mom uses. Like for a simple good night she's like"Good night!!! *happy face* *sleeping face* *3 z's*"

I wanna get a motorcycle, but most of my friends are like "No, don't do that. Lots of motorcycles get hit by distracted drivers", which I can understand. But then when I'm riding with them they're on their phones. Hypocrisy...

As a guy, I've never understood the thigh gap trend. Honestly, I don't care whether or not you have a thigh gap. Girls, if you wanna look pretty, that's fine, but don't ruin your health so some asshole calls you pretty.

Well, you'd be a more efficient scientist if you were organized.

:0 That was AWESOME!

$20?

... but the main character was a girl ...

If you wanna buy one go here
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OK if you make it to the wedding day you better not back out. You had tons of time to back out beforehand and you didn't, so don't humiliate someone like that. Asshole.

Or as Stephen Colbert said, 'I don't care what plumbing you got down there, I still don't want to go to the bathroom with you'.

Ok so when I ride my bike I face a dilemma ... I do stop all the way at stop signs but people honk at me when I cross cause I can't take off as fast as a car. But one time I didn't stop all the way I got pulled over and told that I had to follow traffic rules like I was a car. What do I do?

:(

Imagine if that's how they start episode 8.

I wish they had frames for glasses that could switch between on and off, cause losing your glasses in the dark, especially if you're like camping or something, really sucks.

Well what's the riddle?

I don't feel sad when celebrities die because I didn't know them personally. I think it's normal to not be sad if you didn't intimately know the person.