That ring looks awesome! I'd keep that as the wedding ring.

Beebs!!!

Now every time I see 'Virginia', I think of 'Vagina'. Thanks.

Well, they may have offered him a better salary or better benefits.

That was great! :D

I knew it.

I do see where people are coming from and why they have such an intense hatred of certain groups of people, but I think it's completely unacceptable that people would hurt so many to catch a few. Yes, there are Islamic extremists, but I don't see how forcing muslims, a gigantic number of people, to give up their beliefs or be discriminated against is fair at all, just to save some other people with different ideals. And besides, brute force hardly, if ever, works. It may temporarily solve some problems, but it just comes back to create an even larger mess, and more people are gonna be mad about it. There are problems in the world that need fixing, but the quick and easy way is not the way to go.

Or when someone asks a question that they would've known the answer to if they had been listening in the first place.

Once I stepped on an upright toothpick and it went straight through my foot. Grand times.

Those anti homeless things are stupid for obvious reasons, but another thing is that sometimes I'd like to lay down for a sec and I can't. It's really stupid.

I play the double bass ... imagine if I showed up for orchestra one day with this.

Why are people so dumb?