Ryan Cortes

nightkami


Not really sure where I'm going but gonna make sure I enjoy myself along the way.

— Ryan Cortes Report User
Shut your air hole 2 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Damn even the blind guy knows you're fat.
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Is it funnier or sadder? 3 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Spider-Man SHOULD know how to use the web...
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The tin man always watching 9 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Heartless bastards.
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A N G E R I E B O I 5 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Cherry does a scary
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Still a better love story than twilight 9 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Moo for me!
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Cameraman falls in love 17 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Nevar!
Cameraman falls in love 17 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Dooooo her!
Newly discovered turtle species 9 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
You win for today.
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I wouldn’t complain if this were a thing 3 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Twist and lick.
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Happy head 3 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Buu?
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Batman got no chills 5 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
He made a batarang with his tongue and she freaked and broke his neck. Totally worth it.
It was at that moment, Carl knew he'd f**ked up 2 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
The darkness shines with Eshin eyes.
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send nukes 4 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
He might've eaten more than he should have.
Job goals achieved 4 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Totally worth it.
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boop 3 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
*poop*
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When I am a kid I was eating mud and this kid is eating snakes for fun 10 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
My sister did this with a copperhead that was in her closet.
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It's something I have been wondering about 9 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Ooo I wonder what effect this also has on observational theories that something is only in that state or position because we are observing it. Does it being in our minds/dreams mean we are seeing its relative position in our own universe or another? If none at all then that would prove thought is something like a quantum effect.
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It's something I have been wondering about 9 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Most people can't recognize numbers in their dreams or they keep mixing themselves up. Wonder how that applies to the symbolism of numbers in a dream.
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Everyone sees the resemblance, right? 4 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Hang out with your Kraang out
Veil of chicken? 4 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
They don't usually fry the roosters.
Drop zone 7 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
"I can't believe it's not butter."
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In a galaxy far away 3 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Yeah why does Rey have an accent?
F**k you, Steve 4 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Why does he have balls on his face in the last panel? Sideways balls...
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