Ryan Cortes

nightkami


Not really sure where I'm going but gonna make sure I enjoy myself along the way.

— Ryan Cortes Report User
Thought for today 8 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
It more so comes out "Dub-ya-dub-ya-dubya"
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Memes have overtaken religion 11 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Well he was obviously a hipster.
When you're antisocial and have to go outside 3 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Thought it was gonna be that fucking grinning cat for a second. That demonic fucker is everywhere.
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Are nuts a kind of nut? (Google search prompts) 9 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
People got frog babies or something?
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Fresh air hurts the eyes 2 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
It just makes dinner so much better though.
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Chinese beach... If you lose your kid in here, you'd better make a new one 6 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Don't make another one! That's how we got in this place damnit
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Sounds easy 7 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Rich parental units.
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Numbers 2 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
I would like to say begone thot but that does sound mighty tempting.
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Look alike 6 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Looks like a 6 year old drew on him.
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Quote 4 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Followed by the Mario jumping sound, "Woohoo!"
Quote 4 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Jeeezus
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She also volunteered and cooked meals for the rescuers 24 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
@silvermyth now you're that guy too!
Awkward 17 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Ask and you will be denied.
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She also volunteered and cooked meals for the rescuers 24 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Neither are we. Just a joke FYI.
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She also volunteered and cooked meals for the rescuers 24 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
This is what I was gonna comment at first but then I just knew someone was gonna come in and be like "regrow not rebirth" or some shit. Well fuck. Now I'm that guy.
She also volunteered and cooked meals for the rescuers 24 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
I mean... You could've just thrown them out and made some more technically... ya know vagina printing and all.
Rapid weight loss 5 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
That dog looks like he just saw someone step in his shit he left on the carpet.
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What do you think about it 28 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Yeah not true. My roommate of 6+ years can't seem to grasp it for more than 5 seconds. About to get his teeth knocked in for it too so possibly a survival tactic for other people.
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Jurassic park in a meme world 4 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Meme park.
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our current world.. :/ 10 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
About to start doing this in real life.
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The original prototype for the first Xbox 7 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Comes with miniature Cerebro inside!
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Kill me, kill me now 8 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
2.5-some.
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The eighth wonder of the world 6 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Dedication.
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The sword in the snatch 4 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
"Taste my steel!"
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