Ryan Cortes

nightkami


Not really sure where I'm going but gonna make sure I enjoy myself along the way.

— Ryan Cortes Report User
The f**k is his wrist bending like that 5 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
The flicka da wrist!
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One last goodbye 5 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Hey, enough sun will give you cancer ya know.
Haven gice done 3 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Every fucking day.
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Magenta isn't real 14 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Everything in life is always a nice little paradox ain't it? You'll find it in everything.
She's broken 2 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Did they keep the receipt? Might need to return that one.
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Well that escalated quickly! 10 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
But appropriate.
I'm already grow up 4 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Dead. No giving up.
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Zelda Ocarina of Time - Song of Storms on Marimba 3 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
I miss playing marimbas from percussion class in high school. Sounds they're using too hard of mallets though.
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Probably one of the most 'alien-like' species, the ribbon worm 10 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
It's actually the worms digestive tract. It's eating his hand, or at least trying to.
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When your turtles don't share their pizza with you 18 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Doggo has become Goddo.
Cows will be your friend if you treat them nicely 6 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
What about if you eat them nicely?
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Spilling the secrets of fast food chains 3 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Air fryer as well.
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Spoiler 1 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Only half!
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Some words to live by 16 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Unfortunately this is too true. Not to mention butthole employers taking advantage of the workers who give 100%
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Faith restored 5 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Half cold blooded unfeeling reptile, half cold unfeeling robot.
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It's an alien 6 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Itz a tuma.
True tho 10 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Captain Crunch reporting for booty!
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Nintendo 2 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Ain't that the damn truth. You reached that point and now only feel something in rare and unique moments. Thought that was just growing up.
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Anyone for a Sportsman's Double? 6 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Gumjobs lol
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Anyone for a Sportsman's Double? 6 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Oh well, turn out the lights and have fun. Bet they have some experience ;)
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Sneaking hotdogs into peoples pockets 5 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
For that question to be asked.
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Please don't make me come 6 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
And such long hours
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Adventures of pancake 4 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Pancake tasted good with syrup.
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Brain 404 8 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Ah of course. Man I gotta get out of here...
A great sacrifice 2 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Whatever, he just wants super powers all for himself.
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