Ryan Cortes

nightkami


Not really sure where I'm going but gonna make sure I enjoy myself along the way.

— Ryan Cortes Report User
Garfield Was Hungry 17 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
I think I prefer this one.
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Have fun sleeping tonight 20 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Garfield in hell.
Have fun sleeping tonight 20 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Wow yeah wtf. Typed that in a hurry and got the wrong thing and misspelled.
Have fun sleeping tonight 20 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
This is the creature that was waiting on the other side of Johnny the Homicidal Lunatoc's bloody wall.
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Not mime 6 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Boom headshot!?
I also don't own a gun 6 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Not sure that's what they were getting at.
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Such floof 5 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
They're cats judging you... You're going to hell just because.
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Yikers 9 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Oh no everyone else is definitely NPCs in my story. Some of them even just repeat the same lines everyday and run the same paths through the environment. Every once in awhile you find other actual players but its rare.
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Femanon runs for her Life 11 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Yeah kick me in the cock and catch an assault charge. He responded perfectly to her fucked up assumption.
God 5 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Inside joke.
Inner me is right though 13 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
The question is why though? Are we just smart enough to understand our existence and its insignificance? Or just dumb enough to not be able to comprehend the forces outside our perception?
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It's urgent karen 2 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Urgent Kylo is urgent.
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100%, works every time 7 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Or grab her by the vagina and tell her she's a lesbian now.
Which type are you 8 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Rebel scum.
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The definitive answer is "yes". 8 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
I like that, where's it from?
The definitive answer is "yes". 8 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
The box! You opened it, we came.
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Gotta diversify your portfolio 19 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Warrior here. Fuck it I'll tank. Going fury after our first raid though.
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I'm already grow up 4 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Fitting username.
You absolute spatula 5 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Gross?
Gotta diversify your portfolio 19 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Too many dps already...
Wake up, bake up 3 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Only way I start my day.
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Damn it. 9 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Perfect. Exactly what I was expecting lol.
Damn it. 9 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
*insert SpongeBob mimicking meme*
Let them enjoy themselves 24 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Badger, badger, badger...
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Also because it would be fun back at the barracks 10 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Gives new meaning to watching each other's back.
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