Ryan Cortes

nightkami


Not really sure where I'm going but gonna make sure I enjoy myself along the way.

— Ryan Cortes Report User
They'll run when they see it 9 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Hit their teeth with teeth!
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It all make sense now!!! 12 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
I'm a believer.
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This cat near my dormitory hops onto my lap whenever it sees me. I'M BLESSED. 42 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
With a smile like that, I would too.
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Even dogs enjoy petting dogs 4 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
They're evolving.
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The third Hemsworth 5 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
I just finished 1st season. Slowly realized I'm just watching The Matrix in reverse.
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The third Hemsworth 5 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
I honestly thought that was Matt Damon trying to be funny. And wasn't Odin in the play the guy from the first Jurassic Park?
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True love 11 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
"You don't have to be lonely at Farmer's Only"
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Dad's love 7 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
I would be proud of the neighbors kid too. Have you seen that boy?
Oh ok! 7 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Give it a flick.
Oh ok! 7 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Split the bullet mid flight, double kill!
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Gotta cleanse the soul 5 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Same. Them boobie algorithms are getting good.
Bad thoughts 7 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
15 with a good wind.
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"uuuhhhhhhmmmm.." 2 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Better not let god see your 'smoked meats' then.
Depressed Kim 5 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
"North Korea 2, with food and electricity."
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JFK should have stretched 2 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Cheating ass agents. Their only weakness was being knocked off buildings.
Get f*cked you corrupt ghoul 21 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
I think her chances for president went the same place as those "emails".
Get f*cked you corrupt ghoul 21 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
She looks a bit like young Amara from Supernatural...
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Big fact 10 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Footfap.
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How tho 6 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
There it is... Thank you sir, I just woke up.
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How tho 6 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
And 25% the power of will! Wait...
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Diverse taste 8 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Mmmm... Perfect.
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Anon likes the simple things 11 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
The Walmart by me has foot buttons for the main bathroom door.
Diverse taste 8 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Mad Feet, Happy Fury Road?
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In the spirit of weird gearshift layouts 2 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
All this needed was rotary car phone and it would've been perfect.
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life is good :) 2 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
I mean... I would be too.
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