Ryan Cortes

nightkami


Not really sure where I'm going but gonna make sure I enjoy myself along the way.

— Ryan Cortes Report User
Oh you poor little victim 3 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
or comparatively "ALLAHU FUCK YOU TOO!"
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Oh you poor little victim 3 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
That's why you respond with "BRING IT BITCH!"
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Well, if it works, great, but what about wind? 11 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Bigger problems? Bigger rocks!
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R : Real t : Time x : Disappointment 5 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Those hairs better individually move in relation to the wind goddamit
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It would be great if everyone just posted the dino thing before deleting their accounts 48 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
The ads are atrocious on mobile. One pulldown ad from the top, another pull up from the bottom and the two that are already part of the page.
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*insert new Funsubstance owner is evil joke here* 10 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Also Mortal Kombat 11!
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Imaginary conversations 8 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
I have these scenarios running in my head all the time subconsciously. Then I start imagining that those scenarios are actually other possibilities that are happening in alternate dimensions and it goes a little nuts after that.
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Found this quote on some cringy persons facebook 3 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Laugh instead of cry, fight until you die.
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Dark side yoda 3 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Fucked, are you.
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Country road 4 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Feliz Navi Dead.
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Goth girl 16 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Yeah you would say that with that username.
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The Rock is a poetic genius 9 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Is cookin
Jedi are on Top of the Game 2 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Wanakin never did have a good intel stat.
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Reminder that you're not this lonely 7 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
How do attach planks to someone's legs without them noticing? Wtf
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The Rock is a poetic genius 9 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
But can you smelllllllllllll....
What about Jupiter 10 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
There's a reason that person commented as a guest. Fucking troll.
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Nice little story 8 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Unpopular maybe but very fucking true.
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Only 90s kids will get it 7 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Suffering breeds character and I expect the youngest generation to be the annoying as fuck in that regard.
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Some people die at 25 1 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
I feel like he never said this. Pretty sure life expectancy wasn't that high.
Confirmed mad lad John Paul Jones 10 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Always be wary of a man with 2 first names.
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Am I an asshole? 2 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
I think you mean Lorde.
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You can't say you're from Chicago 4 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
*nuts nickels*
Keep it together 2 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
My first time drinking with my parents was bourbon and my dad was naked and crying by the end of the night. Priceless memories.
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They came back with a warrant 2 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Dusty is that you?
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