Ryan Cortes

nightkami


Not really sure where I'm going but gonna make sure I enjoy myself along the way.

— Ryan Cortes Report User
This ain't Uber eats 7 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Equality.
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title 4 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Well that tree is gonna have to go up her ass to make this work so...
Seductive 1 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Here we have Darth Jar Jar influencing Master Qui Gon with an advanced technique called Force Whisper. This ultimately led to his death as the master could hear the words "Meesa wouldn't dodge that" as he was impaled by Darth Maul hours later.
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Netflix betrayed us 14 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
One more season for Punisher and thats it!
Doggos 2 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
But still always a good boy.
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I lol'ed 6 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
The mind gem supposedly gives subconscious control.
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Just because I'm female and replaced a male lead doesn't mean it has a 13 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Why are two Asgardians in Men in Black?
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Lisa's look says it all 5 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Too bad you get Red Dead 2 instead.
fed 1 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
But moooooooom....
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That's a lot of šKoda! 2 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Wonder how much Poškození za vteřinu they do.
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title 3 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Not to a nihilist lol.
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Chompy goes in for the kill 2 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
In her V by a G.
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title 2 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Dear God that's me this morning. Please take me death.
Stylish 2 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Only slightly.
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Exactly how I feel 15 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
This is a little more accurate than most. It's not that I'm depressed... I mean sometimes I am if I dwell on shit too long... I mostly just don't feel anything.
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Meesa prefer the real one 5 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
The only important thing that movie shows you is the evidence behind Darth Jar Jar.
It all make sense now 3 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Might also mean "Detour ahead"
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It's true tho 5 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
My best shirt came from a thrift store.
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Broke pretty bad 2 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Idk why I absolutely hated that woman. Even when she was kinda helping and getting into the business.
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Jon snow heir to toilets? 6 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
The porcelain throne.
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Like all the time 12 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Oh.
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Like all the time 12 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Like what?
title 5 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Yeah apparently canned ravioli fuses with tupperware. Got like 3 of these ugly fuckers at home. I can never tell if its clean.
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Never surrender 6 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Good to know ty!
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Never surrender 6 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Anyone know if they allow you to slow everything down in your custom matches? Some of the best training was playing at -300% speed and knowing how to react to everything.
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