Ryan Cortes

nightkami


Not really sure where I'm going but gonna make sure I enjoy myself along the way.

— Ryan Cortes Report User
Will Smith's manager is a **** 7 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
He was one of the few decent things in Suicide Squad.
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Donald says f**k magic 3 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Donald 'don't give a fuck' Duck
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Sounds like a sound plan 12 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
I think there were 4 things...
Aromatherapy 4 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
His ears look like legs.
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Clapback 6 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
I think technically Green Lantern was at some point.
Ruasablub! 1 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
The Venusaur evolution just has a big dick hanging out the back. I would hate to see what a solarbeam looks like.
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This guy predicted the egg meme three months ago 5 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Something about boots just fucking watch.
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Damn nature 4 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Do or Die.
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Building wants what it wants 5 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
It's lamp and moth all over again.
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Just sayin', there are plenty more fish in the sea 13 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
If they want to fish them so badly why dont they try breeding them so we have a bunch? I understand the resources involved but cmon guys.
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Changeable belligerent Hamster 7 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
*YeeHonk*
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Friend of mine graduated in Law School at the age of 94 8 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Sooo you get a pirate hat when you graduate law school?
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Rick! 10 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
How specific.
Rick! 10 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
I know I know, I never reached that blue star fanciness level.
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Goals 4 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
I have to put down my manliness for a moment to say "OMG LOOK AT THOSE CUTE LITTLE FEETSIES!"
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Rick! 10 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
How does one sip a monocle?
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Rick! 10 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
I believe you are referring to Richard and Mortimer my good sir.
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Iceland 2 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Where's Floki?
Hey Alexa, Can you Define Karma? 12 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Jeff is also about to lose half of that in a divorce.
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words i live by 12 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Yeah... they never played as children at all. They never were children.
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Good enough 7 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Must be Bartimaeus.
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I have been searching for a music video. All I remember is it's 3 guys on drumpads 42 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Shot in the hand and bled out?
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I have been searching for a music video. All I remember is it's 3 guys on drumpads 42 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Somewhat fitting username then.
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/fit/izen gets laid! 14 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Well maybe you shouldn't have taken the first THOT to walk by after getting fit.
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You HAVE to see it 7 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
wat
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