Ryan Cortes

nightkami


Not really sure where I'm going but gonna make sure I enjoy myself along the way.

— Ryan Cortes Report User
what do you think.. 10 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Makes me think of a character from Soul Caliber. Maybe like a Nightmare alt costume
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Is it just me...? 3 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
For a second I thought of Alice from Magicians.
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this 5 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
He would've been able to defeat him if he just did the workout routine.
BADASS 9 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Yes but post the results.
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Give your meat a good ol' rub 2 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
*Brazzer's logo*
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Never trust a chicken 3 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
He'll cluck you up.
Norway 7 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
So long as the green is cheap I'm in. Plus Vikings.
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Yeah that'd be pretty aweso.... That's be REALLY AWESOME 8 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
So... there's a chance :P
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Yeah that'd be pretty aweso.... That's be REALLY AWESOME 8 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Uh sure why not. Sounds like I need to try tinder.
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Everybody got triggered 16 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
I know fucking Juggalos right?
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I’m currently at work and can 100% support this 10 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
How'd it go?
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Ya yeet 7 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
You can predict an earthquake and a hurricane but good luck stopping them.
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Swoosh 5 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
*backfire*
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What the **** 7 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Entropy.
Great job, Mulder 1 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Hopefully theres a cat names Scully.
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Glub-glub Fish! 11 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
I can't tell if he's inside or outside of an elevator.
The Easter island statues have bodies 7 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Easter Island dad bods.
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Explains a few things 2 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
This dude is gonna be found dead in a dumpster one day.
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Lock 'em up! 2 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Land of the free to do whatever the fuck you want as long as you have money.
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C'mon son! 11 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
"Luficer"
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Muh shtick 5 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
It was too awesome, slightly better structured SuperJail.
Muh shtick 5 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
For some reason I read the title in the sheriffs voice from Mr. Pickles.
Dun dun dun hurrrrrr 9 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Well fuck em! Take away their headphone jacks!
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Bees 16 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
2nd lesson: When you die, take everyone with you.
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A suprise to be sure 5 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
All the more reason to love this movie.
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