Ryan Cortes

nightkami


Not really sure where I'm going but gonna make sure I enjoy myself along the way.

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Passion 7 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
crackerbation? mastercracking?
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Describes me perfectly 24 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Some marshmallows are made from pig skin.
It must be Aliens 4 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Anck Su Namun!
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Oof 9 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
It's just too bad no one seems to get the takeaway that we're all in this shit together. We're all people and we all go through the same stuff. No one is as alone as they think.
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Describes me perfectly 24 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Knowledge is power, don't be afraid.
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You can order a beer in McDonalds in Austria 11 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
I am disappoint.
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You can order a beer in McDonalds in Austria 11 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
That one next to the Red Bull looks like a cup of curly fries. Is... is that an option for drink?
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Describes me perfectly 24 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Also one for I was in the shower and decided why not.
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Confident straight man compliments Caitlyn Jenner on her looks 21 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
That's a very nice way to say she's ugly as fuck.
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Same anon, same. 2 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Spaghetti and wine. Life seems fine.
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Looks like Bowser is about to be... *sunglasses* ...Terminette'd. 3 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
She would finally be a match for death stare Luigi.
What a pinkie promise 4 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
I may or may not have contributed to that view count.
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Russia 2 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Why not both?
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What the actual **** dad 11 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
My dad used to tell me he dropped them off by asian restaurants.
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Domineering rightful Donkey 2 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Lol that terrible cosplay is an old co-worker of mine named Miguel. He humps people's legs like a chihuahua.
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Very fast, very dangerous 4 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
*Vader breathing*
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title 2 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
*kachows intensely*
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Since we're sharing pets (I don't have a Fur-baby. Just a Snek) 26 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
The last one looks like "Yassss I'm freeee!"
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Dreams are wild fam 4 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Feels like there should be Neil Gaiman art to go with this.
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When she asks if you are single 8 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Nice loop.
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Sceds 10 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
If they cant respect those times then they arent truly friends.
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This is pointless 30 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
I'm so sick of this.
Fucking always in everything now and they're so gross.
Makes me wanna throw up every time I see the words.
Battle Royale.
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How cute are they 3 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
"You're adopted."
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Hmmm 16 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
I have to assume guest is an alcoholic wino piece of shit with that type of defensive response. Yes there are plenty of stoners hiding behind the real medical patients but why is there a problem at all? I sure hear a lot more problems coming out of getting drunk than anything else (except maybe prescription ODs these days)
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