Ryan Cortes

nightkami


Not really sure where I'm going but gonna make sure I enjoy myself along the way.

— Ryan Cortes Report User
Wholesome community moment 22 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
So they think they might be gay and have to hurt themselves because of it? I don't get it.
..Either 26 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
*shgual sdrawkcab*
But cancer has noth-, now wait a min 15 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Pitchfork will be given upon departure. Now sit back and enjoy your in flight movie, Little Nicky.
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..Either 26 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Just pre-bought season 4 on amazon. So far so good. Hoping the books aren't terrible.
Super available moldy Reindeer 9 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Do like the movie and just cut the head off.
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Aww, he loves me so much...Oh 2 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Shithead.
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But cancer has noth-, now wait a min 15 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
In flight meal and free pitchfork!
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..Either 26 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
I just read it and immediately thought of Eliot from the Magicians. Showed up, is king, has wife, has magic fun times.
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Best starter pack 16 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Actually fuck Jim Adler was a lawyer not a judge. Can we include lawyers too?
Best starter pack 16 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
So far I've got Judy, Mathis, Joe Brown, and Jim Adler
Best starter pack 16 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
I feel like they should keep their gavels though. Pictured the whole thing looking like celebrity death match with that awful claymation and all.
Best starter pack 16 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Jim Adler would hammer them both. His hammer was forged in the fires of justice and he ain't got time to be on TV.
..Either 26 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
That's fine, I'll find a wife instead. *loophole*
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Best starter pack 16 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Judge Mathis. Same thing pretty much but with a little more shaming than drama.
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Cotton-Eyed-Joe 19 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
That or call the Winchesters.
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Passion 7 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Probably just called disappointing your mother.
Nothing to see here 24 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Oh look a company that was honest about this. Sooo many of them already do it but quietly.
Chairforce 8 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
My sister in the Navy said they had "time out" cards during basic training. If you got too stressed out you could raise your card and get a break. That worries me a little.
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Jagged redundant Alpaca 24 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Those statistics need to be stopped!
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Pay your exorcist 2 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
These are the quality jokes I come here for. Moar!
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This going beyond science 2 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Now its draining power from you!
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Cotton-Eyed-Joe 19 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
*reblogs intensely*
Describes me perfectly 24 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Most lipstick contains fish scales.
It must be Aliens 4 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
I had this on VHS and watched it so much I knew the Egyptian by heart.