Ryan Cortes

nightkami


Not really sure where I'm going but gonna make sure I enjoy myself along the way.

— Ryan Cortes Report User
Happy boi getting picked up by his new family 7 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Lol his head and paws look full grown but the body is tiny. What kind of dog is this?
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Dash caaaaaAaaaaam 8 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
They should probably put down the landing gear.
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When you think you have friends, but they just keep making fun of you. This is the exact 3 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Wolverine, DeadPool, and Mysterio walk into a bar...
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Captain sauce?? 3 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
So they're fucking you?
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This is taking forever 7 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Do you want babies? Cause that's how you get babies.
This is taking forever 7 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
That's why you put it on him yourself. Lend a helping hand!
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Pc master race 5 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Well this particular one doesnt mention what I was talking about but talks about a few other possible uses. I just happen to come across it just a bit ago. https://gizmodo.com/scientists-produce-rigorous-study-of-why-grapes-spark-i-1832660386
Pc master race 5 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
There was an actual study done on that whole grapes in a microwave thing which it turns out is creating high energy plasma on a ridiculously small contact point. Supposedly this is leading to a new design method for PCBs thats gonna keep Moore's law rolling. At least for the time being.
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Seriously, that dude was probably not okay for a while 6 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
"Oh shit, TRIPLE RHINO!"
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But you said he was innocent 6 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
So we are definitely back at hieroglyphs then. Interesting.
But you said he was innocent 6 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
no.
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We finally cracked the code lady's, treat yourself and get you a gamer 6 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Of course not, real gamers don't use cheats.
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China's artificial sun nearly 7 times hotter than the real sun 7 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Let's just hope nobody tries to make a knock-off sun.
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What a machine 3 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Dat shit fire.
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The pettiness always makes me laugh (so I made a petty meme about it) 17 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Also applies to sarcasm. Not sure if it's guests or whatever but some people are real sensitive around here.
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I just want to be a Saiyan God 4 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
I wouldn't necessarily want to be super saiyan but I would love the energy manipulation and storage they are capable of. Out dirty old 'human' cells tend to blow up with too much energy.
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Meet the goodbooois working hard for New Zealand police! 9 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Their school must be in a ruff neighborhood.
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My pet scorpion light up by a black light 4 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Scorpiskeet. Pew pew!
My pet scorpion light up by a black light 4 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Skeet Scorpion.
My pet scorpion light up by a black light 4 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Maybe their jizz IS scorpions.
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Little fluffy sheeps 3 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
They look like pokemon.
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Wholesome community moment 22 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
This one must have had unisex bathrooms lol.
But cancer has noth-, now wait a min 15 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Lol at the special person in hell with a big wooden spoon instead of a pitchfork.
Wholesome community moment 22 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Sounds like they need to switch bibles.
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