Ryan Cortes

nightkami

Not really sure where I'm going but gonna make sure I enjoy myself along the way.
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Diary of a galactic warlord 5 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
"I'll never get used to it."
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YOU CAN CALL ME SUB-ZERO, 'COS I'M FREEZIN' NIQQAZ 3 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Oh geez Oh man!
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Yes.. Indeed 7 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Does she get you all toasty?
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bork 8 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
All hail Ra!
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This turtle coming out of hibernation 9 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Yep even Agent Smith couldn't save that one.
5/7 score 4 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Fucking gold right here.
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This sounds like communist propaganda 6 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Uhhh I thought it was Jeff Amazon now. Kinda like Tim Apple.
This is what I want, what I really really want 9 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
*nuts in binary*
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Nom nom nom 6 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Dear God yes. I think Im doing that Friday.
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Can we just surrender now ? 5 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
That's defeatist sentiment. Toss that Asian back in his rice bowl and get on your game!
PokEAmon 8 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
"cannon" I see what you did there.
If only my dog was this useful 3 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Warmth of the phone maybe?
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PokEAmon 8 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
That Koffing is just enjoying himself lol
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Sedate impolite Chicken 5 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Ola fuckwads.
Smash smash 9 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Knockin them bones together lol.
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Majestic 7 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Misty!
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Married magnificent spiritual Monkey 3 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Funny cause he end up doing voice work as young Batman.
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Oh no 5 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Where's Kool-Aid man?
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The real question 8 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Multi-step Pavlov'ing yourself? You get depressed and your trained reaction is to start getting horny, knowing that you're going to finish that process. Someone needs to do a study.
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Happy boi getting picked up by his new family 7 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Lol his head and paws look full grown but the body is tiny. What kind of dog is this?
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Dash caaaaaAaaaaam 8 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
They should probably put down the landing gear.
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When you think you have friends, but they just keep making fun of you. This is the exact 3 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Wolverine, DeadPool, and Mysterio walk into a bar...
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Captain sauce?? 3 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
So they're fucking you?
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This is taking forever 7 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Do you want babies? Cause that's how you get babies.