Ryan Cortes

nightkami


Not really sure where I'm going but gonna make sure I enjoy myself along the way.

— Ryan Cortes Report User
stone 14 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
"Please drop your dingly dangly into the appropriate sex chute. Thank you for your patience."
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stone 14 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
The question though is why do they fear it? It doesn't threaten them directly unless they already planned on fucking other shapes. Or is it more of a survival of the species internal fear?
Overwatch new update, read more than the first line 5 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
"Winston is now voiced by DMX" FUCK YES DO THIS PLEASE. Flying Winston screaming "Where my dogs at!?" would bring me back to Overwatch.
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Our generation is the first to see a Martian sunset 2 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
That we know of...
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Blackberry lemon cheese 15 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
That almost looks dangerous. Gimme.
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This. Woman. Should. Have. Been. Captain. Marvel. Change my mind 9 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
So long as she's not trying to pull off that Viking accent she's good lol. Vikings is great but her accent is atrocious.
Diary of a galactic warlord 5 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
"I'll never get used to it."
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YOU CAN CALL ME SUB-ZERO, 'COS I'M FREEZIN' NIQQAZ 3 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Oh geez Oh man!
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Yes.. Indeed 7 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Does she get you all toasty?
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bork 8 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
All hail Ra!
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This turtle coming out of hibernation 9 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Yep even Agent Smith couldn't save that one.
5/7 score 4 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Fucking gold right here.
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This sounds like communist propaganda 6 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Uhhh I thought it was Jeff Amazon now. Kinda like Tim Apple.
This is what I want, what I really really want 9 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
*nuts in binary*
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Nom nom nom 6 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Dear God yes. I think Im doing that Friday.
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Can we just surrender now ? 5 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
That's defeatist sentiment. Toss that Asian back in his rice bowl and get on your game!
PokEAmon 8 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
"cannon" I see what you did there.
If only my dog was this useful 3 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Warmth of the phone maybe?
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PokEAmon 8 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
That Koffing is just enjoying himself lol
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Sedate impolite Chicken 5 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Ola fuckwads.
Smash smash 9 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Knockin them bones together lol.
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Majestic 7 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Misty!
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Married magnificent spiritual Monkey 3 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Funny cause he end up doing voice work as young Batman.
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Oh no 5 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Where's Kool-Aid man?
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The real question 8 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Multi-step Pavlov'ing yourself? You get depressed and your trained reaction is to start getting horny, knowing that you're going to finish that process. Someone needs to do a study.
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