Ryan Cortes

nightkami


Not really sure where I'm going but gonna make sure I enjoy myself along the way.

— Ryan Cortes Report User
Cowboys and witches 4 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
As much as I loathe cowboy stuff, YES PLEASE.
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Ouch 1 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
*vomits*
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Cursed_pushup 3 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Tenacious D would be proud.
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Sike she ain't real 5 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
lol girlfriend.
The modern man 8 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
You just described hell I think.
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Well yes but actually no 3 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Yep. About halfway through you gotta learn to get over/under yourself. People in general, not you specifically.
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Rude demonic full Sardine 7 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Proposal for the Iron Counsel!
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Weird, unlikely, and highly interesting 6 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
"And on the 8th day there was darkness"
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Ew 21 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Left long enough the fluid on your eyeball dissolves most foreign objects.
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Not a spoiler if you dont understand 6 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Friend of ant man.
Its all make sense now 7 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
If he didn't get to watch it at least half as many times for free then whats the point of his fancy wizard powers huh?
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true story 6 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
I legit bust out laughing. Thank you for that.
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SPOILERS FOR ENDGAME! 22 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
I figured there at least would have been some words but nope. Iron boi fisted himself too hard and couldn't even talk. Idk why that bothered me a little.
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This belongs to the cat now 4 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
'boner'
Endgame spoilers w/o context 6 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
The spidermens should be pointing at each others ass then lol.
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No spoilers here! Just walked out if the cinema after watching Endgame. Well done Marvel! 10 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
From what I've been reading since then, it seems only the power stone and the reality stone are destructive to hold depending on the user's will/tolerance.
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No spoilers here! Just walked out if the cinema after watching Endgame. Well done Marvel! 10 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Only things that kept bothering me was how freely stones were touched barehanded.
Islamic terrorists barbecued by Chinese special forces 14 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
The 'non-lethal' kinds sound just as scary. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blaster_(flamethrower)
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Yar yar 2 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Especially if you get to see the 'undermouth' talk.
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It's honest work 3 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Helps that they can almost jump like cats sometimes.
Arise 3 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
She needs to be the new crying cat meme.
Honestly, calm down 6 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Yes but yogurt with real blueberries and honey on top... that IS crack.
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So thats the way I feel deep 4 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Me too.
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In case you ever doubt human's capacity for inventing stuff 5 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
More like flipping a bunch of small rocks really fast under another rock to make decisions with. Semantics I suppose.
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this is some people' kink. 6 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
I'm still waiting for the relationship where that even gets to happen. Couple of one offs here and there but nothing fun like that.
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