Ryan Cortes

nightkami


Not really sure where I'm going but gonna make sure I enjoy myself along the way.

— Ryan Cortes Report User
The best boi 8 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
That's just a human in another life. He knows how you feel.
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Moments after giving birth a mother laughs hysterically at her husband who just fainted 6 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
"Mother screams louder than her newborn to establish dominance" is the first thing I thought.
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The hound in the afterlife 2 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
He's eatin' every fuckin chicken now.
Losing faith in humanity. One social issue at a time 8 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Believable. Though that probably wasn't the actual reason, just the most excusable one they could say if backed into a corner. My boss just did the same thing but he's clearly trying to get sum fuck.
SeƱor roboto 2 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Daniel's working on finding another Stargate.
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Never panorama a dog just dont do it 5 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Amfused.
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Oh the memories 3 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
When my studio is up and running I want to do a Road Rash remake. Hi def crow barring!
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Made me chuckle :) 4 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
I think Im stuck around 2008-2009.
Seven hells 2 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Sean Bean surviving would be a fucking twist.
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Facts on facts on facts 5 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
First come first serve.
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But what's wrong with that setup? 13 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
I had the Disney sing-a-long tapes when I was little and they were one of my favorite things.
But what's wrong with that setup? 13 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Forget about your worries and your strife.
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It's a me 2 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
It's-a sea of me!
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Tony and natasha 4 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
'Cept she's not technically dead. More un-alive.
If Jay-Z and Beyonce didn't have money 2 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Kinda looks like Danny Trejo.
In 40 years 3 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
I'm... moderately ok with this.
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title 4 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Horsefly.
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Surprised white deer 9 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Scared the buck out of him.
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Communism is all about sharing 7 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
And one for you. Gotta support our local heroes.
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Strange 9 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Lol I think guest was the only one who disagreed.
Self care 4 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
I might be depressed but I ain't nobody's bitch! Find your reasons, people.
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CIA yields results from project MKUltra (circa 1960) 5 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Upvoted just to cancel out that downvote. Double standards and all.
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Wtf is happening here? 8 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
He just plays a lot of DDR
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Thank you 7 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Low budget Scarlet Witch.