Ryan Cortes

nightkami


Not really sure where I'm going but gonna make sure I enjoy myself along the way.

— Ryan Cortes Report User
A legend till the end 1 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
I guess you could say with enough determination he was able to.... move a Mountain.
Typically my father 17 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Your name makes me think flying spaghetti monster/Cthulhu so very appropriate.
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The biggest twist of S8 3 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Those looks don't mean I forgot he sucked his Mama's nipple while he could walk on his own.
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Give to me the large dumple 3 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
get out.
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The ultimate sweet spot 10 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Sunuvabitch.
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#absolutism 2 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Absolut shit.
When my friends tell me that BB was the best show 3 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
You're goddamn right.
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Pc always wins 4 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Shhhh don't tell the normies what we keep in our secret internet boxes.
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Of course 2 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Yeah we kinda forgot to write the actual story until the night before... yeah...
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The legend! 5 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
I like to think he boxed the tiger a few times.
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Wear your helmets kids 7 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
So... not fine?
Wear your helmets kids 7 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Nah he had a helmet. He's fine.
I KNEW IT 3 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
That's the kind of wrestling I can get behind.
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Slowpoke ftw 41 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Ditto.
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Change my mind 14 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Indeed. It is a strong crush too.
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When daddy is not at home 13 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Does whatever a spider can... Look out! Here comes the Spider-maaaaan!
Establish dominance 7 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
The devil's cross!
Bran the as*hole 2 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Yeah write that down. Fuckin lols I wish they would tweet some shit like this.
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Oprah’s Master Class and friends 4 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
The only one I could even remotely listen to was Welcome to Night Vale and only because of how absurd it was sometimes.
First date, kind of nervous 8 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Remember no tongue on first date.
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Mother of Dragons turns into Snack of a Drogon 7 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Lol perfect. Bad angry knife chair! Been hearing a fan theory lately that it was Bran warging the dragon to burn the throne since he already had his own chair lolz.
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They had to redeem the the season somehow 2 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
SFX on that wolf was atrocious. I could see the separate square section his bad ear was part of they just slapped on his head.
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Orange man Bad?? 42 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Clint Eastwood knew all along.
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What do you think ? 4 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Actually... wtf happened to the Lady Stoneheart thing?
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