Ryan Cortes

nightkami


Not really sure where I'm going but gonna make sure I enjoy myself along the way.

— Ryan Cortes Report User
Pullsh 3 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
What pullshit.
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Best remedy for a cracked windshield 5 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Tiencha = greatest fusion.
Surprise madafukas 10 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Yeah someone is slacking off in the death department and it ain't us humans.
The truth that is 11 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
More like in the attic. They still let him sit in the upstairs window and wave at people.
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Best wishes to all the 2019 Scripps National Spelling Bee participants 8 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Any day of the week but respawn time is 3 days.
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Stoopid 5 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
What you mean with herself? lol
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It's MA'AM 2 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
This psycho made a rap song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQSDxeQbTrI
The cat with the beard looks like a douche 5 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
True fursonas.
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Was enjoying a bowl of Cap'n Crunch when 4 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Toucan Sam?
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True friendship 8 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Family comes first?
Best friends by order of dog law 5 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
With mother and father figures determined by who gives the most obviously.
The shirt 4 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
That face. He spotted one.
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Really? 6 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Yeah this is gonna be trash.
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Just like the rest of us 2 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Cause Jesus wouldn't get the fuck out of the house so god went for a 'pack of smokes.'
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Being behind people like this at a concert 1 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
*poke*
You'd expect them to know 7 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
"We've got you from top to bottom."
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Parry this you f**king casual 8 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Idk they were a little wishy washy on that part throughout. Now was the power stone the only one that burned? I do remember Hawkeye holding the Soul stone but he did also do the test for it so idk...
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I like these two 4 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Probably some terrible romantic flicks then cast them to the abyss.
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Parry this you f**king casual 8 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Didn't have a problem with the power stone blasting her into next week since it's shown capable of blowing up planets but I did have an issue with Thanos barehanding it like that.
Soul 4 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Since they're bone I bet they would crunch every time he blinks.
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Soul 4 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
When he goes to take yours just pull back real hard and take death's instead.

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And they even really exist (In Extremo) 2 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Tauren Chieftains all day!
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Is this true? 9 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Last time I saw a bill for one it was upwards of $5,000. Upwards and onward.
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You never know, you might get lucky 3 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
As the tree grows, so does the climb for the fruit.
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If I ever do cave and see a therapist, they'll probably be able to retire off it 5 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
If I'm useful you won't throw me out :/
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