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We are all bad in someone's story 16 comments

nightkami · 4 years ago

"Increase in increasing and multiplying in multitude all you my Creatures and Workmanships. And let him that is endued with mind, know himself to be immortal: and that the cause of death is the love of the body, and let him learn all things that are. -Pymander

Pop goes the diesel 2 comments

nightkami · 4 years ago

No more pollution lol

Pikachu vs Machoke 22 comments

nightkami · 4 years ago

Sleeping with your Ditto: does it count as masturbation?

Old school 5 comments

nightkami · 4 years ago

@captain_obvious, Someone is stealing your thunder.

I dont know how I got here, all I know is I must kill 3 comments

nightkami · 4 years ago

I like this new meme. ANOTHER!

2 spooky 4 u 4 comments

nightkami · 4 years ago

Ya know I have somehow managed to not see that yet. Now it must be done.

2 spooky 4 u 4 comments

nightkami · 4 years ago

George Washington's spirit has been appeased and America gets to live another year.

Getting sipped 5 comments

nightkami · 4 years ago

Commence throwing up.

Just a friendly reminder 5 comments

nightkami · 4 years ago

#neverforget

Sonder 4 comments

nightkami · 4 years ago

Ah ty that's actually awesome.

Sonder 4 comments

nightkami · 4 years ago

What's the opposite of that? I feel that. Other people feel like NPCs sometimes I swear.

I just stopped using puzzles altogether 2 comments

nightkami · 4 years ago

The best response to a flat 1 roll I've seen was when the party was asked a riddle by a wandering cult and had to answer correctly or be banished to another realm. Everyone rolled a 1 and the DMs response was "The fiendish cult members cackle at the stupidity of your entire group and leave you alone. Being that stupid is it's own punishment and you're already suffering."

Profuse grotesque Rook 8 comments

nightkami · 4 years ago

Don't shake em.

I'm this old 3 comments

nightkami · 4 years ago

69?

Profuse grotesque Rook 8 comments

nightkami · 4 years ago

Or don't send nudes. Give them in person.

Knock next time please 1 comments

nightkami · 4 years ago

Everyone needs a pooper pupper pal.

Hail satan! 9 comments

nightkami · 4 years ago

I hate to love this.

Every time I smoke, next thing you know; 11 comments

nightkami · 4 years ago

Sign me right the fuck up. Oh wait I already did. Yeah... it's definitely like that.

Living in Arizona like 17 comments

nightkami · 4 years ago

It has been spoken. Ridduck: The Dark Adventures of Howard

Characters we would've loved to see before the show ended 6 comments

nightkami · 4 years ago

Top left was in Misfits and had awesome electro powers.

Newest family on the block 4 comments

nightkami · 4 years ago

Hoo goes there?

gym 2 comments

nightkami · 4 years ago

I've never checked but please tell me all real gyms also have at least a pokestop.

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That's what happens when you weren't properly aborted 5 comments

nightkami · 4 years ago

I would definitely give it a chance at least. I'm turning 30 at the end of this year and only just now is my shit finally getting itself together. Sometimes the best years of your life just haven't happened yet.

That's what happens when you weren't properly aborted 5 comments

nightkami · 4 years ago

Wouldn't that mean you wait till you're almost 50?

Big spoon problems 4 comments

nightkami · 4 years ago

Left arm slightly under the pillow acting as a partial head support for her and the pillow keeps her ginormous head from putting your arm to sleep.