nightkami
Not really sure where I'm going but gonna make sure I enjoy myself along the way.
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Seriously kids? 8 comments
nightkami
· 5 years ago
Left Sam is fondling right Sam's boob.
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Everyone likes that 6 comments
nightkami
· 5 years ago
I want to be in an isolation chamber when I'm dying. Get some Schrodinger action going and be both alive and dead at the same time and seal myself in so it can't be confirmed. I'll live forever!
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We are all bad in someone's story 16 comments
nightkami
· 5 years ago
"Increase in increasing and multiplying in multitude all you my Creatures and Workmanships. And let him that is endued with mind, know himself to be immortal: and that the cause of death is the love of the body, and let him learn all things that are. -Pymander
Pikachu vs Machoke 22 comments
2 spooky 4 u 4 comments
2 spooky 4 u 4 comments
nightkami
· 5 years ago
George Washington's spirit has been appeased and America gets to live another year.
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Sonder 4 comments
nightkami
· 5 years ago
What's the opposite of that? I feel that. Other people feel like NPCs sometimes I swear.
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I just stopped using puzzles altogether 2 comments
nightkami
· 5 years ago
The best response to a flat 1 roll I've seen was when the party was asked a riddle by a wandering cult and had to answer correctly or be banished to another realm. Everyone rolled a 1 and the DMs response was "The fiendish cult members cackle at the stupidity of your entire group and leave you alone. Being that stupid is it's own punishment and you're already suffering."
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Profuse grotesque Rook 8 comments
Every time I smoke, next thing you know; 11 comments
nightkami
· 5 years ago
Sign me right the fuck up. Oh wait I already did. Yeah... it's definitely like that.
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Living in Arizona like 17 comments
