Googly eyes go on the butt. That look of surprise is just wonderful.

Also we call them 'Expressions of Freedom' now.

You have the Wil Wheaton curse!

They do contain pearls of wisdom.

Find a friend with benefits and still only spend money on yourself.

After a few of those she might though.

There definitely needs to be a line drawn when people try to equate equal opportunity and equal outcome.

Doesn't matter, had sex.

Terminator remake with Rick Astley instead of John Connor.

Yep, that's why I backed out of this one awhile back.

I'm both ashamed and intrigued.

Hopefully that wasn't you replying to yourself.