Ryan Cortes

nightkami


Not really sure where I'm going but gonna make sure I enjoy myself along the way.

— Ryan Cortes Report User
Try it om your kids, it works, I promise! 3 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Tried it, summoned Baphomet.
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Cut throat granny 3 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Mrs. Joy don't play that bitch shit.
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Manman 5 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Ew yeah I went over to my PC and definitely a tongue. Actually that's probably worse.
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Manman 5 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Why did fleshman have the teeth?
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Just dad things 9 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
My dad who was born in Mexico somehow became a mid-west dad.
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Fingers crossed he beats the test of time 5 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Conclusion: Usain Bolt also does drugs but just has not been caught.
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No homo 2 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Play as a chick. Win win with cyborg hand attachments.
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God punishes sinners 5 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Is it fucked up I imagined this being followed up with the "know your place trash!" meme?
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When the cloud plays too much video games 6 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Someone uploaded a sick call of duty replay to the cloud.
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Every damn time. 6 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
But there's too much junk back there!
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What the f**k ? 3 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
It hurt itself in its confusion!
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Dnd with friends, projector and maps on inkarnate 3 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
So jealous.
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You know what they say about big feet 13 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Well I would've said 'guys' with big feet but you never know nowadays.
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You know what they say about big feet 13 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Oh whoops missed that.
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You fix problems when you focus on the source 7 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Your sarcasm has too much truth in it. I'll have to ask you to calm down sir.
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Tyrone's 5'o clock free crack giveaway 3 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Never take advice from a man named Timbo Slice.
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You know what they say about big feet 13 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
You know what they say about big feet.
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No titanic sequel I guess 1 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
I feel like I just generated bad kharma lol'ing at a bot post.
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Gone but never forgotten 1 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
I believe it's Pheonix Person now.
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True that, 5 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Oh, burrrrrn.
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I hate humans 7 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
For some reason that was my first thought and it just seemed right to share.
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I hate humans 7 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
I wonder if she stores her acorns in his sponge-holes.
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Oh hey guys! =) 22 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Oh well then. Stay pretty Cananananada girl.
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Oh hey guys! =) 22 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Idk why but you look so familiar. You ever been to Houston?
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